A not-so-scary Survey?

Hi everybody! Glad you’re back. Boy has it been a week. Happy Friday! For those of us who are working tomorrow… happy “Last Monday of the Week.” (LOL. That’s one I picked up from an old fabricator friend.)

Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you very much for subscribing, and special thanks to those of you who have shared my work with your friends:)

I’d love to get your feedback … I had my beginnings as a writer and novelist, so I love engaging an audience through literature, and I’d like to get to know you a bit so I can create content you will not only enjoy reading from an informational point of view, but content that will potentially make you smirk, cringe, laugh, and anything-but-yawn.

Therefore, I have created a very short survey.

Surveys are boring. I feel like I’ve been spammed every time a Home Depot Survey lands in my inbox.

I have done my best to make it quippy and as un-boring as possible. Enjoy! Also, thanks for your feedback:)

Welcome to your Brief Survey to Improve Customer Interactions

Are you a human?

YES

NO

None

Either we have something in common or we don't. What do you know about construction?

Absolutely nothing

A little bit here an there

My great grandfather twice removed on my aunt's side was a roofer

I have always wanted to do construction but haven't

Canned beans are the best

I know how to use a drill

I have used a drill and a power saw

I am proficient with a drill and a power saw

I know what a cantilever is

I have built at least one small thing

I have built many small things

I have built something large

I have built several large things

I like dogs

I have been doing remodel my whole life

Construction is dumb (Be honest!)

I can recite Shakespeare's Hamlet, therefore I don't need to know anything about construction

I think this question has too many answers

None

Are you...

Male, under 25 years old

Male, over 25 years old

Female, under 25 years old

Female, over 25 years old

As old as your skin and a little older than your teeth

I prefer not to answer this question

None

How to you prefer to do projects?

Learn about everything before starting

Plan everything in advance

Sit on the couch and watch SpongeBob

Figure it out as I go

Buy all the tools and let them rot in the garage

Research, Plan, Action

Get excited about a project and then don't do it (Be honest!)

Tell everybody about your project in hopes of pressuring yourself into actually doing it.

Learn, Plan, Watch SpongeBob, Eat Dinner, Buy some tools the next morning and get to work

None

What makes your world go 'round?

When I have an opportunity to help someone

When someone helps me

When a random stranger smiles at me (preferably not in a creepy way)

When I watch someone I don't like hurt themselves on accident

When I make cookies for the old lady next door, go deliver them, and end up talking for the next three hours

Spending quality time with my favorite people

Teaching somebody something I know and enjoy

All of the above

All of the above except number 4

None

None

Time's up

God Bless us all, every one! -Tiny Tim

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